yesterday (friday) was my cleaning day. JJ left on thursday for san diego (bachelor party. good Lord). my mom and sister M got here late last night. but anyway, yesterday i was laying around just feeling sorry for myself and my bum digit. i would clean the toilet, then lay down for 20 minutes and watch American Dad!. do some laundry, then lay down for 20 minutes and watch American Dad!. make cookies, then lay down for 20 minutes and watch American Dad!. (i got through all the free episodes of American Dad! on hulu)
it was a productive day around the house, but i was reallllly lazy too. well at about 11, a knock came at my door. followed by a howl from my mutt. i opened the door and it was the fedex man! with pressies! wedding pressies! (a microwave and a toaster yesterday!) well i signed for my gifts and caught the fedex man staring at my vajay. i followed his gaze to my vajay. and i realize i have no pants on. crimany. i quickly sign and slam the door. i look down again and see that i am wearing the Hanes underwear i have donned "period panties" for their comfort and extremely large size. i mean, if the fedex man is going to see a hot blonde in her underwear, i could have at least been wearing a hot little number from VS to give him a thrill, or better yet--nothing!
instead, i ruined his day with my Hanes.