today is not my proudest day.
i had spaghetti for breakfast, had a cow because grey's anatomy wasn't available for viewing on abc.com (was later found on hulu, thank GOD), and........well......i hissed at a turkey.
let me just start by saying i was in a foul mood. i got spaghetti sauce on our sheets because i ate spaghetti for breakfast in bed. it was my own fault, but it was what started the foul-ness. i paused grey's anatomy (i know i know...it's so dumb that i even still care about that show) to grab the stainstick, just as Cleo started barking uncontrollably. so i cursed and went to see what was the matter. and there it was. a wild turkey right outside the kitchen window. i don't know what the turkey obsession is with Spring Creek but they are there all the time!
i wanted to get back to my show and my spaghetti, so i did the only thing i could do: (afterall, i WAS wearing just underwear, i couldn't go out there and chase the damn thing) i hissed at the turkey. i hissed loudly and proudly and violently. the turkey looked me in the eye and walked away. "hah!" i thought, "nice job L!" then i stared at myself in the mirror with bewilderment. "DID YOU JUST HISS AT A TURKEY? HISS?!??!!"
i still feel foolish, but let me just ask this: what would YOU do to get rid of a wild turkey? huh?