Sunday, November 1, 2009

merry christmas season

copy and paste this into a new internet window. RIGHT NOW. and enjoy

go ahead and sing along if you'd like: GOD THAT CHORUS GETS ME EVERYTIME!!

Oh, Thistlehair the Christmas bear
Spreadin' the good news everywhere.
About Christmas time and what it means
To all the children of the world.
Every little boy and girl
Out there, loves Thistlehair

as most of you may already know, i start celebrating Christmas early--November 1. this tradition started the lonely year...2006. i had bought a bag of "fun-sized" butterfingers for the trick-or-treaters, and then not one kid came a-knockin' so i ate all of them myself. what better way to forget that disgrace than to start humming fa la la la la la la la la whilst hanging up novelty snowmen on November 1??

so, i started this morning off with a little Taylor Swift Christmas blasting from my itunes into JJ's sleeping ears while i put on my makeup. he turned it down like a scrooge.

next came the texts to KitKat, KKiss, LJ and Sam: "hope you're dreaming of me. it's november 1, merry christmas season!"

then i was off to work with an extra kick in my step.

then came the online ordering of a holiday accessory that you are all going to be jealous of.

then came the bragging of how wonderful it is to finally be in the Christmas season. then came the judgmental stares of my coworkers who crushed my heart and my spirit by yelling at me "NOT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!!!!"

eat shit, all of you who agree with my coworkers.


  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Lace, seriously, is that really the best Christmas song you have? Thistlehair?? No offense, its just no Mariah its not even jingle bells or rock around the Christmas tree. I do however need holiday advise from my favorite frugalista..... What is the best way to get into the Christmas spirit and decorate when your bank account (my bank account) is dangerously close to going negative? xoxo Jenn

  2. DO THEY DOLLAR STORES IN ENGLAND?!?!?!? srsly. go to the dollar store and go crazy. 20 things for 20 dollars! amaaaazing

    also, thistehair the christmas bear is the best holiday song ever in life. you dirty brit. hahh

  3. thistlehair is hands down the best song ever. you can't listen and not sing a long and smile.

  4. Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
    Melekalikimaka - Bing Crosby
    Xmas Time is Here - Tony Bennett
    Away in the Manger - Ella Fitzgerald
    Blue Christmans - Elvis Presley
    Happy Holiday - Peggy Lee
    Silver Bells - Wilson Pickett
    Sleigh Ride - Ella Fitzgerald
    Home for the Holidays - Perry Como
    Run Rudolph Run - Chuck Berry
    Rockin' around the Xmas Tree- Peggy Lee
    Pretty Paper - Roy Orbison
    O Holy Night - Aaron Neville
    Mistletoe and Holly - Frank Sinatra
    Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow - Bobby Buble'
    Jinglebell Rock - Bobby Helms
    Jinglebells - Bing Crosby & the Andrews Sisters
    It's the most wonderful time of the year - Andy Williams
    It's Beginning To Look Alot Like Xmas - Johnny Mathas
    A Holly Jolly Xmas - Burl Ives
    Here Comes Santa Clause - Doris Day
    Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas - Diana Krall
    Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano
    Baby, It's Cold Outside - Ray Charles & ?
    The Coldest Night of the Year - Bruce Cockburn
    to name but a few that beat Alabama's bear ditty. O.k. Alan Jackson's Away in the Manger if you must go country on me.

  5. NICE LIST UNCLE E! crimany...must have taken you all morning to compile...


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