copy and paste this into a new internet window. RIGHT NOW. and enjoy
go ahead and sing along if you'd like: GOD THAT CHORUS GETS ME EVERYTIME!!
Oh, Thistlehair the Christmas bear
Spreadin' the good news everywhere.
About Christmas time and what it means
To all the children of the world.
Every little boy and girl
Out there, loves Thistlehair
as most of you may already know, i start celebrating Christmas early--November 1. this tradition started the lonely year...2006. i had bought a bag of "fun-sized" butterfingers for the trick-or-treaters, and then not one kid came a-knockin' so i ate all of them myself. what better way to forget that disgrace than to start humming fa la la la la la la la la whilst hanging up novelty snowmen on November 1??
so, i started this morning off with a little Taylor Swift Christmas blasting from my itunes into JJ's sleeping ears while i put on my makeup. he turned it down like a scrooge.
next came the texts to KitKat, KKiss, LJ and Sam: "hope you're dreaming of me. it's november 1, merry christmas season!"
then i was off to work with an extra kick in my step.
then came the online ordering of a holiday accessory that you are all going to be jealous of.
then came the bragging of how wonderful it is to finally be in the Christmas season. then came the judgmental stares of my coworkers who crushed my heart and my spirit by yelling at me "NOT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!!!!"
eat shit, all of you who agree with my coworkers.