## Monday, January 11, 2010

### realizing

1. I’ve come to realize that my body. . .is too sexy for me to be wearing these man sweatpants.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . . sux. but i love the residents.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . .i have to keep my car on cruise control--even in 25 mph zones--so i don't get another fudging ticket.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . .JJ

5. I’ve come to realize that I have lost. . .my youth. i miss college.

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . .my dog poops on the floor.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . .i'm a hell of a good time.

8. I’ve come to realize that money. . .is dirty.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . .are douchebags.

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . .remember that one time i peed my pants in 7-11.

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . .are my favorites.

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . .never going to be as cool as yours.

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . .i am so sore from jazzercise class.

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . .me and JJ watched funny farm and ate the most delicious greasy salty popcorn ever.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . .about what to wear tomorrow.

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . .is a man version of me.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . . i am euphoric.

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . .4-year-old S told me i was bad at ping-pong.

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . . i did nothing but gmail chat with Moon.

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . .i'm going to work both jobs.

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . .kill anthropologie for sending me BROKEN CHAMPAGNE GLASSES.

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . .Moon. she's a copycat.

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . .is best when Cleopatra is not barfing up industrial sized rubberbands

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . .i am probably going to take my next shower.

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . .is always taylor swift.

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . .are crazy mofos.

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . .is only 11 days in, so i don't know yet.

29. I’ve come to realize that my husband. . .has a bum pancreas.

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . . be nicer to Chanel.

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . .my blog.

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . . Slavic languages

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . . life probably consisted of me being a tiger.

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . . were the best in college.

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . . of the texas chainsaw massacre.

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . . is funny.