Tuesday, January 19, 2010
it's a hairaucracy.
WHAT?!?!? WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY HAIR?!?! BACK THE FUDGE OFF PEOPLE. i mean, why do i always have the problem of people being too honest about my hair?!?!
PN: good mornin' hun.
me: good morning.
PN: when are you taking out those hair extensions?
me: *stare* .....i'm not wearing hair extensions, this is my real hair.
PN: oh. looks fake.
PN: ......well, i bought Alan (the CEO) flowers today because it's his birthday.
Me: Mary (in apt. 729) your hair looks lovely today!
Mary: thanks, i just got a permanent.
Me: well it looks fantastic, i love it.
Bernie the German in apt. 624: well, L, i think your hair looks terrible.
Bernine: because, you usually have it looking nice. today it is not good.
Me: i like it crazy like this, Bernie.
Bernie: well i do not. it is not a good look for you.