mailman frank (who delivers the mail at RW): L, i need you to send your boss an email about Mr. Roberts' forwarded mail.
PN happened to be walking by at the same moment: (whispers) oh boy, he just loves to tell you what to do!
me: yes, some people do.
PN: well honey, i think it's a control issue.
me: yes, some people do have those control issues.
PN: honey, gol darned it, you're lucky i'm not one of those people!
me: heh heh heh (awkward laugh)
PN: and don't you forget it!
HOW LUCKY I AM. HOW FUDGING LUCKY.