i can't believe it's been a whole week since my last post. i was just SO NOT IN THE MOOD to write. but the good news is, i'm back to blogging at work. i figure that since i won't be here much longer, WHO THE F CARES?!?!? right??? anyway, where shall i begin????
oh yes. the ghostbuster shit.
my dear and oldest friend KitKat was here last Tues, Wed and Thurs for a visit! so fun. we shopped, and lazed and ate. so great!!
but on Wednesday when we got home from a day out, i took Cleo to go poopoo and it was so green it practically glowed in the dark. LIKE SO GREEN. i was worried. so i called The Sultan Vet. and took a sample of said lime green shit into be analyzed. the verdict? "the dog must have eaten something man-made. that color is not a natural color. did she maybe get into crayons? a toy? i would suggest you go home and look for green things and keep them away from her." crimany. but $35 was all it cost! that's the cheapest visit yet!! what a dream!
the next day we were not so lucky to have Cleo poo outside. i scrubbed and scraped at the ghostbuster shit on the carpet, but to no avail.
we now have glow in the dark ghostbuster green toxic sludge stains in the carpet. nice. i told JJ, WELL AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT BROWN. the green makes us look cool kinda, like scientists.
BUT we figured out what she ate: a green bone. that was supposed to clean her teeth. but it actually cleaned out her intestines.