Monday, February 22, 2010

Lent 2010

Ash Wednesday was last week. JJ, KitKat and i went to church. as i mentioned previously, KitKat and i were out shopping on Wednesday. i did not, however, mention that we STOPPED AT LOVERS PACKAGE THE SEX SHOP TO BUY PENIS-THEMED ITEMS FOR LJ'S BACHELORETTE. to we went to a sex shop then went straight to church. like, the penis things were in the car while we were in the House of God. forgive us, Father.

so, JJ gave up sweets for Lent. and i was going to follow suit, as was KitKat, but then i wondered: "you, it's God's fault that i have my period. and when i'm on my period ima gonna crave some chocolate. so would that count as breaking Lent??" i mean, seriously?!?!?!?!? i caved and ate 6 cookies and KitKat unashamedly had 3 cupcakes. so we lose.

in the end i decided to give up shopping for new clothes. GAH! might as well die. so far so good. i have only spent money on groceries and wine. and it's going great!! except i had to start one day late bc i found some good deals at Forever21. i mean, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do!

4 comments:

  1. Penis decor for ME!?!? YIPPEEE!!!

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  2. I can only imagine the kind of things that will be going on at the bachelorette - phhaa!

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  3. LJ quit sounding like you're going to receive a sincere gift.

    hahahahahhaha

    kitkat and i were feeling EXTRA RAUNCHY that day...tee hee

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  4. YES! i can't wait to see the penis loot!

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