Barbara in 235 came down this morning with her companion. Barbara said, "i really like your blouse." (BLOUSE!! hahaah) i said thanks and her strange companion with chipmunk teeth said to Barbara, "i bet she would give you the shirt if you asked nicely. in fact, i bet she would give it to you right now!" then she and Barbara looked at me expectantly. i was like WHAT?! LADY ARE YOU NUTS? I'M NOT TAKING OFF MY SHIRT AND GIVING IT TO THIS OLD WOMAN. i laughed a halfway laugh and said, "oh, heh heh. i think i would get in trouble!" and the companion says, "not with the men..." and she was dead serious.
I MEAN. PLEASE. JUST PLEASE. GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEEEEEEE