i suck at sports. i always have and always will. but one thing i have always prided myself in was the fact that i always had the latest cool shoes. so at least i looked legit sitting on the bench.
for example, i had solid black L.A. gears that lit up red when i walked. that was for basketball in 6th grade. doesn't get much cooler than that.
while getting dressed for jazzercise on sunday, i looked in the mirror and exclaimed "OMG I LOOK SO STUPID!" JJ was like "yeah, you do." (thanks) and i said, "well i think it's these highwater stretch pants." JJ said, "no....i think it's your shoes." NO IT'S NOT MY SHOES. NO! REALLY? ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? BECAUSE I THOUGHT MY SHOES WERE COOL. I MEAN, THEY'RE ASICS. THOSE ARE COOL, RIGHT? LIKE, WHAT'S NOT TO BE COOL ABOUT ASICS?!!?!? these are the ones i have except mine are little more purply-pink, not bright pink. i mean, are these shoes lame?
and then i had a small panic attack. because what if JJ's right, and i've been bouncing about in jazzercise for the last 5 months wearing stupid shoes?!?! i hate Rah for not telling me sooner.
my mom bought me some really cute white and pink adidas shoes in Hawaii but they don't have much structure to them and i have rolled my ankle like 5 times. i think it's time for New Jazzercise Shoes.
READERS, WILL YOU HELP ME FIND SOME NEW, COOLER, NON-ASICS JAZZERCISE SHOES?!?! I'M ON A SHOE QUEST AND I WILL SUCCEED WITH YOUR HELP!