Sunday, April 18, 2010

i don't have a baby in me Neal

i started training my replacement at RW. what a strange thing...her voice is a little too forced cheery and her french braid that she wears daily is a little too tight. let me just say she has some pretty big shoes to fill. i am a favorite amongst the residents and Fred in apt. 535 even said to me, "L i found out you were leaving and i cried myself to sleep last night." Marie in apt. 620 said, "you were so good to me L, i'm really going to miss you," and she patted and squeezed my hand. (awwwww i love them. i really really really am going to miss my dear favorite residents).

AND THEN CLARA IN APT. 625 SAID "ARE YOU LEAVING US BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT?" !!!!!!

i said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! no Clara, no kids for me yet!"

and 2 minutes later Neal in apt. 629 said, "i can guess why you're leaving...that top you're wearing alludes that you're expecting....am i right? am i right?"

NO NEAL. I AM NOT EXPECTING. THIS TOP IS HIDING A FAT ROLL NOT A BABY. THANKS A LOT MAN. THANKS. A. LOT.

great. so everyone thinks it's 1950 and that i'm leaving my job because they think i'm pregnant all because basically i look fat in this top.

just so we're clear, i'm burning this top.

but before i do, you tell me....do i look preggers?

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