Tuesday, May 11, 2010

games at a shower

Rah's wedding shower was last weekend and it was so fun! she was beautiful of course and got wonderful things--it's good to be the bride!

unlike everyone else in the planet...i absolutely LOVE shower games. like i'm abnormally obsessed with them. and i always dominate. while everyone else is haphazardly answering the couple's questions like, "oh, i'm sure it was absolutely magical when he proposed to her on top of a dolphin in the middle of the pacific ocean with a rainbow in the sky and birds encircling them, with a heart-shaped cloud in the background..." i am totally dead serious about answering any and all questions right. i'm like "YES. HE LOVES PASTA. AND SHE ENJOYS A WEEKEND AT THE LAKE EVERY NOW AND A AGAIN." and BOOM, i win. just like that.

well at Rah's shower there was a word game. and i had the advantage of enthusiasm along with my knack for vocabulary. so obviously i won and made 34 words out of Rah and Nebular's names in 3 minutes. only at the end we were supposed to create a sentence. i was like DUH I'M GOING TO CREATE A FUNNY SENTENCE.

the mother of the groom read her sentence aloud and it was something sweet like "sarah and josh will live happily ever after in perfect wedded bliss" that's when i realized it was supposed to be a ROMANTIC sentence. not a funny one. but since i was the winner, Rah's grandma made me read aloud my sentence. and i was like "oh Lois please don't make me do it. it's not romantic. it's stupid." I DID NOT WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN ABSOLUTE ASS. but she still made me do it. so i read awkwardly:

"i have a mad rash on me hand in bed...{at least it wasn't somewhere else...heh heh. cough}" (said in an anglo-saxon-ish accent of course)

moral of the story: do not get cocky and/or showy during shower games. the mood is supposed to be light, flowery and upbeat. don't start flappin your jaws about some rash, people will think you're the weird friend who the bride pity-asked to be a bridesmaid. they'll laugh, but it will be at you, not with you, and you'll forever be the idiot who, yes, won the giant bar of dark chocolate, but also got too competitive during the stupid bridal shower game.

this picture adequately describes what i'm like when i win a shower game:


  1. Twas nary a day in the life of LG that the lady did not jest...

    Pretty good, eh????

    Obviously, as my BFFF, friend, neighbor, and ex-roommate you could not have been a pity-ask. :)

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