ohmyghodddd tomorrow is JJ's birthday and i'm like seriously going to pee my pants because i bought him the best gift ever in life. and i'm so glad i bought it over a month ago when i was rollin' in ca$h. because i would never be able to afford it now. and even though JJ doesn't usually read my blog "L, i LIVE your blog, i don't need to read it" ... "but JJ you should support my hobby/hopes/dreams because you are supposed to be my biggest fan but you suck instead" ... "well fine i'll read it at work tomorrow" ...tomorrow... "JJ did you read my blog today like you promised me?" ... "oh NO! DARN! i was GOING to but then i forgot" ... "well it's not fair that the LAkingsinsider.com gets more attention than me. rude!" ... "oh stop being a drama Q L. i'll read it tomorrow" ...and it goes on and on. basically he just says he's going to read it except he doesn't unless i open it up on my computer and shove it into his face while dangling a Klondike bar in front of his nose. but you know what? he always laughs. a genuine, gut-wrenching laugh, when he reads my blog. so i just wish he would read it more often because i KNOW he enjoys it.
anyway, i would tell you what i got him, but with my Dying Black Cat In My Driveway Luck, JJ would read the blog for reals tomorrow at work and then his gift would be spoiled. and i always spoil his gifts because i get so excited about them that i say "guess guess guess what it is TEE HEE HEE tra la la laaaa OMG you'll NEVER guess" and then he guesses right the first time. and i get mad. so this time i have not uttered a peep and he has no idea.
but here is the hint:
i spent more money on this gift than i have ever spent on anything ever in my entire life. and let me tell you that the gift is going to knock his socks off. i mean he is going to LOVE it. i am a selfless and lovely wife. and also, since it is the eve of his birthday and i love nothing more than Birthday Eve(s), i let him sit and watch the Dodgers while i folded all the laundry by myself. AND i'm going to make a pie tomorrow. a pie! giggles.