please read blog below entitled "spider scary" before reading this one.
literally RIGHT after i finished writing spider scary," i went into the bathroom to do my hair. and what happens? WHAT FUDGING HAPPENS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I SEE A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUDGING SPIDER NEXT TO THE MIRROR. THE BASTARDS ARE HAUNTING ME. HAUNTING ME. AS SOON AS I TOLD THE STORY OF MY SPIDERBITE TO MY READERS, THEY DECIDE TO RULE MY LIFE.
I SAW THIS SPIDER AND THE SPIDER SCARY DREAD FILLED MY ENTIRE BODY ONCE AGAIN. ONCE AGAINNNNNNN!!!