Friday, July 30, 2010

COME ON MOM

is today Christmas in July? because i was driving to the bank when i realized i was singing "Walkin in a Winter Wonderland" along with the radio....

anyway. have you ever seen those bracelets the kids are wearing these days?? they're like all colorful and bendy and plastic, but they have an original shape to them before you put them on your wrist...



well last night at dinner i saw that my sisters CA and MM were wearing them. i asked them what they were, so they took them off and showed me. CA's was an adorable cupcake. i was like "OHMYGOSH HOW CUTEEEEEE A CUTE LITTLE CUPPIECAKE!" and my sister MM took off hers and my mom was like, "what is that one in the shape of? a sperm?" COME ON MOM. REALLLY. like they are going to make children's bracelets into the shape of a sperm. hell, they should start a whole line. they could be in the shapes of placentas, nutsacks and nipples as well! MM blushed and was like "NO MOM IT'S A SEAHORSE GHODDDDD."

my mom said, "SORRY!!!! i wasn't wearing my glasses!!!!!!"

really? blame it on your poor eyesight that you mixed up a seahorse with a sperm.

and i said, "OHMYGOD MOM YOU IDIOT. I'M WRITING A BLOG ABOUT THIS."

and my mom got all embarrassed and said, "OH PLEASE DON'T!!!!!"

sorry, had to.

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