i always hated that little children in the movies would scream "extra extra read all about it" and hold newspapers. like, where are your mothers??? and why are they letting you scream in the streets???
anyway, HERE'S MY BIG BIG BIRTHDAY NEWS!
I WON A WRITING CONTEST! FOR GUIDEPOSTS MAGAZINE AND I AM GOING TO A WRITER'S WORKSHOP IN OCTOBER IN NEW YORK! TRA LA LA TODAY IS THE BEST DAY. MY FAVORITE DAY. EVER. IN. LIFE. I WIN!!!