JJ: "these socks feel funny"
JJ: "i don't know."
me: "that's so stupid, let me see them."
me: "GOD DAMMIT JJ THOSE ARE MY BRAND NEW SOCKS FROM J.CREW! LIKE, DIDN'T YOU NOTICE THAT THE HEEL OF THE SOCK IS LITERALLY IN THE ARCH OF YOUR FOOT???!!!!!!"
JJ: "well they're brown. why do you have brown socks?"
ay yi yi.