great day for x amount of reasons.
1. JJ wrote this on my FB wall today: Merry (2 months before) Christmas. OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG PEEEEEE OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG!
2. i took the CBEST substitute teacher test today. and it was serious business. i had to empty my pockets and get my picture taken (POSE!) and have my palm scanned. tres CIA chic. and when someone sneezed in the testing room i said "BLESS YOU" (obvs) and he didn't even say "thank you." rude. so i finished my test with 4 minutes to spare, and i got my "unofficial test results" declaring that i had passed. hurrah! you literally have to be a grade-school dropout dunce to fail this test, so i'm not that cool. which makes you wonder what kind of ignoramuses they have substituting the children in my city. (did you notice that? i called rancho cucamongross "my city" !! progress)
3. TAYLOR'S NEW ALBUM CAME OUT TODAY! it was my treat to myself to go and pick it up after that FOUR HOUR TEST. and since hers is literally the only music career i follow, i always fork out the ca$h for the "duluxe" edition. don't ask me why. i don't know what the extra $4.99 is for, but i don't care. the only C.D.s i buy are hers, britney's and an assortment of holiday albums that i Absolutely Cannot Live Without. SOOOO i have listened to the new album, start to finish a total of 5 times thus far. it's on repeat. JJ will be singing them in the shower by Thursday.
4. i booked a flight to SPOKE!!! nov. 1...FOR MY PHOTOSHOOT WITH DEE! my story is going to be PUBLISHED in Guideposts! i'm feeling very cool. and so i have already started planning my outfit and OMG i'm so excited. i have always dreamed of being a model. pish posh to the struggles with eating disorders and drug addictions, they are SO COOL. so this is my moment to pretend to be one. PLUS Dee is thrilled. SO EXCITED TO SEE HER! she is getting her Dior scarf ready...AND I GET TO SEE RAH AND HAVE A SLEEPOVER AND BORROW HER CAR AND TRY ON HER BRAS! (jk on the last part. kind of) and lucky for her that nov. 1 is the Official Start To L's Christmas Season so i will surely be blasting Alabama's Thistlehair The Christmas Bear in her ear. traaaa la la la la laaaa! AND, going to Spoke means i get to eat a d'lish cheeseburger without the burger. F. YES.