you guys. i'm sorry about this questionairre, i know my blog is not myspace, but i was bored! i'm sorry. please forgive me for doing this i heart youuu
Why are you single?
i'm not! i'm not! i'm married.
Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
i'm wearing JJ's dirty shirt from yesterday. because i'm unemployed. and sometimes i find it difficult to garner the motivation it takes to put one of my own shirts, a clean one, on.
What's currently bothering you?
Cleo's tear-stains. HOW DO I MAKE THEM GO AWAY?!
What do you currently hear?
a kid skateboarding outside my window...with also means i hear the sound of C's barking. she hates skateboards. wtf?
When was the last time you had your hair cut?
when i was in spokandyland a couple weeks ago!
When were you last outside?
i actually "exercised" today. i walked Cleo over to the park. there was a group of people playing basketball. and Cleo saw them. she walked right over to them, did the ol turn around 3 times, and took a shit. right on the border of where the court meets the grass. so embarrassing. i was like "nice view for you guys, eh?" and did an awkward laugh.
Are you wearing shorts?
Does the thought of marriage scare you?
no! of course not. i love marriage!
What are you doing today?
oh.....nothing. i played dress up in my closet, took Cle for that walk, read a book, plucked my eyebrows, picked my blackheads, read some more, took a shower with Cle (not weird, we save water), spent an hour perfecting my voicemail greeting in case a school tries to call me, but really though, my voice is just annoying. i sound like a horny smurf. also i challenged myself to eat only chickadee crackers all day. so far so good.
Look to your left, what is there?
JJ's pillow. obviously i'm laying in my comfy cloud bed.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
10:15. JJ went to the king's game without me, so Cleo and i played Words With Friends with my mom until we fell asleep.
When is your Birthday?
July 29th. remember it bitch.
The way to win your heart?
take me to TJ Maxx and give me a million. dollars. but if you can't do that, then i guess you could just bring me SF Sourdough. oh, how i MISS SF SOURDOUGH!...which i just googled. and the closest one to me is in El Dorado Hills, CA, which is a cool 6 hour and 57 minute drive.
What are you going to do this weekend?
JJ and i are going to see HP7 part 1 on saturday! yeeee! and sunday we are doing something we haven't done in a looooong time: going to church. it's not that we don't want to, we just forget. forgive us, Father, WE'LL SEE YA ON SUNDAY!
Were you happy when you woke up today?
i had a dream i had a house, so YES! but then i realized it was a dream so i was a little sad.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes. "you're the skinny one L, YOU go"
Would you ever donate blood?
i can't. i'm anemic and because i'm not big enough. you know, even if i was able to donate, i wouldn't. and not because i don't want to help people. but because blood makes me woozy. when i couldn't get the 5 free hours of community service in high school for giving blood, they "let" me work the blood drive for 5 hours. i left after 1 because i puked. blooooooood. bulghhhhhh.
Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
my littlest sister MM looks a lot like me, only she's prettier and has curves. everyone says she looks like me and i say "well thank you, that must mean you think she's a knockout, drop-dead gorgeous beauty!!!!"
Do you have reason to smile right now?
i found one of JJ's favorite movies "The Great Outdoors" at Target for $5. and i'm so excited to see the look on his face when he discovers it on his side of the bathroom counter. i. loooooooveeeee. surprises!
What do you do when you're stressed out?
cry and whine and shop. which are all very counterproductive.
Would you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?
i don't know. it depends. if there was a gunman and he was like, "OK which one of you wants to get shot?" i would be like "NOT ME OMFG NOT ME. I DO NOT WANT TO GO BY GUN" but i think if i wasn't expecting it, say if JJ was hanging out the side of a plane or something, i probably would (try to) save him.
Do you open up to people easily?
yes, a little too easily i think. i may let on the crazy a little too early, you know what i mean?
Has anyone upset you in the last week?
yeah. DONNA. who sent me that rude "we're not hiring you" e-mail.
What is the last pill you swallowed?
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
i wish my dream was real. i wish we had a house. actually i wish i had a job. actually i wish i had a chainlink chanel bag.
Who do you blame for your mood today?
myself. because i'm crabby about not having a job. but i should really be grateful for all that i have. there are many many people way worse off than i am.
Where is the person you like right now?
standing in front of me in his underwear wrestling with the dog.
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
my adorable niece! when i went to AZ last week to visit Sam, i stopped off and spent time with JJ's sister and her family.
What are you looking forward to right now?
CHRISTMAS IN SELAH
Do you miss someone?
M, S and Baby P. a lot. everyone in Spoke, really. and my family. and the Fab5. and Moon. i miss a lot of peopleee!!!
Does your crush like you?
yes. he he he. i'm married to my crush.
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
YES. i would have just sucked it up and bought the Marc Jacobs bag that i miraculously saw at TJ Maxx that one time for $300. i faltered. then the next day i woke up and said WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, L?!?!? and jumped into the car and sped off to buy it. only it was gone. and my heart broke.
Ever had a near death experience?
yeah, the time i was assaulted by the kayak and the ocean stole my sunglasses.
Something you do a lot?
internet. read. pick my nose. write. watch TV. talk to Moon on the phone. love up on Hubbles.
Last person you cried in front of?
JJ. yesterday. when i had a wee breakdown. ghod, i'm so annoyingggg.
Where will you be 18 hours from now?
sitting on the couch reading or writing probably.
Have you ever been to a tanning bed?
yes. and i can't do them. because a. they're awful for your skin and b. i have a fear of getting locked in and singed to death because that's what happens on one of the final destination movies. and it really scared me. i hate scary movies. i went only because i didn't want to be the baby. BIG MISTAKE.
Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
yeah, because i'm mostly awkward all the time.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with the letter J?
omg! yes! and this question is the whole reason i took this quiz. how special. i love JJ. and i kiss him often.
What are you stressed out about?
just please. you all know.
What's your favourite season?
Old Man Winter, i miss your soul. i hate wearing shorts in November. which is why i'm the idiot who wore tights last week, only to get majah regrettable swamp ass.
What was your favourite grade?
i really liked seventh. i was so cute.
When is the next time you'll see your best friend(s)?
CHRISTMAS BREAK! THEN NEW YEARS EVE! I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIT!!! but i won't get to see Moon for a while. indefinitely. and that makes me so sad. tear.
Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you?
my mommy and my daddy. and my sissies.
Are any of your friends pregnant?
no. bitches, are you?? TELL ME NOW
22. because that was my favorite age to be.
Ever been in love?
yes yes yes
What do you like most sunrise/sunset?
sunrise! i love mornings.
When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or the lights off?
OFF DUH OMG
Are you wearing make-up?
no need. sigh, no need.
What were you doing at 11:30 last night?
What's the last thing you said and to who?
what are you making for dinner? to JJ. (i've given up on the chickadee challenge because i got hungry)
Can you whistle?
yes. whistle while you work!
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
i want mah nipples pierced. jkkkkkk, no. this summer i wanted a tattoo. and JJ talked me out of it. thank goodness.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
yes, so comfy.
Are you ticklish?
yes i hate hate hate being tickled. it makes me mad.
Last time you saw fireworks, with who & where?
4th of july! i think...?? i don't know because i was about 6 glasses of vodka-7up-cran in by the time the fireworks would have been going off. i was with JJ and the Fab5 and their mates.
What are you most happy about right now?
WELL, besides the fact that Christmas is coming, i'm so happy that the healthcare reform (i heart you obama) has allowed me to be back on my parents' health insurance. my Dad called me last night to break the news and i jumped for joy. then he said, "you can't get pregnant, though, that's not covered." and i said, "Dad, i can't even afford groceries right now, don't worry."