why i wanted to punch JJ on Friday afternoon.
i had just finished taking a nice little poo, when i saw this:
@$(*#@UIJESKU*!(_(@!IOJ$O#@%(*$)(&%(#YNRIINSDHA(OIN HR^748389u b7r8^&*YHJEFKS
srsly. SRSLY SERIOUSLY JJ!?!?!?!?!?
and it's not like the toilet paper is within reaching distance. it's in the cupboard above the toilet. so i had to sort of shake my bum as best as i could and turn around and climb onto the toilet (because i can't reach the cupboard standing up) and grab a new roll. it was very inconvenient. and GOOD GOD COULD YOU IMAGINE IF I HAD SLIPPED AND MY FOOT HAD FALLEN INTO MY OWN POO!?!?