yesterday i bought pirouette cookies, you know the ones? the long sticks that are hazelnut chocolate flavored and positively delectable.
well i bought them because we had guests. they are a nice Christmas treat for guests. and the guests certainly enjoyed them.
but later last night, as we were going to bed, JJ wandered into the room with a pirouette cookie dangling from his mouth. i was like OMG GIVE ME A BITE RIGHT NOWWWW PLZZZZZ
so he came over to me and put the last bite in my mouth. and i said, "why does your hand smell bad like dirt?"
and he said, all non-chalant-like, "i just itched my butt."
i hate him.