ok i got red lipstick.
i mean it IS Christmas after all, what better time than now to wear red lipstick??
so i put it on last night and went to show JJ and he gasped and furrowed his brow and said i frightened him. and that "oh i like it, it's just...different. a little bit creepy."
so i took a picture and sent it to my Mom and my sister M. my Mom said, "agree with JJ. you look a tad creepy, but you're always adorable :)" thnx Mom. Moms always have to say "but you're always adorable." even when you were an awkward teen with giant purple glasses and horrid acne and were in fact, not the least bit adorable. and my sister M said, "tid bit creepy. even A thinks it's creepy." she showed her fiance's sister the picture too.
OK ASSHOLES. REALLY!??! IT'S RED LIPSTICK. I LOOK COOL AND SULTRY. LIKE A FUDGING VAMPIRE THAT WILL SUCK THE BLOOD RIGHT OUT OF YOUR NECK SO SHUT THE HELL UP.
YOU DECIDE FOR YOURSELF: am i creepy? or vampy?
actually i don't care because i'm going to wear it on Christmas anyway.
also, right before bed JJ said, "OK earlier i was just being nice. i hate the red lipstick."
i'm going to put 8 coats of it on and smear it all over his pillow.