i sent my Dad a text the other day saying how much i missed him and how i can't wait to see him for Christmas.
he sent me a text back, but i was in the kitchen so JJ read it. and he said, "uh, i think your Dad accidentally sent you a text that was supposed to go to your Mom..."
so i read the text:
"hey rooney, i miss you too. i will wait for you to come home to watch christmas vacation. that is our deal. then we will take a nap. and have a hot toddy."
i was like, "what? why do you think it's for my Mom??"
he said, "...because it says 'hot toddy' that sounds dirty"
and i laughed. hahahahahahahahhahaha OMG JJ NO!! HOT TODDY IS NOT SEXUAL EWWWWW!! IT'S A HOT BEVERAGE WITH ALCOHOL IN IT. HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
what a doofus.