Tuesday, January 25, 2011

bloody nips

JJ has an awkward problem. and i'm only telling you because you're all going to just giggle only a little bit then send me some advice.

so here is the problem:

JJ likes to run every morning. i mean, he gets up at 6 and runs BEFORE work. how awful and tiring does that sound? but he gets nipple chaffage. i know that may be a little TMI, but it's a serious problem. he bleeds from the nipples and i'm like "OMG JJ YOU ARE NOT AN OVER-MILKED DAIRY COW WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?!?" i make him rub neosporin on the nips, and it seems to help, but he still bleeds!

enough was enough when he got nipple blood on the brand new crisp blue lace-scalloped sedge sheets we got for Christmas, and also one of his dress shirts.

the nipple bleeding has got to stop! i suggested that he tape cotton balls on his nipples like Andy on The Office episode where Michael puts on a fun run. i even have the t-shirt that they all wear. i got it in NY at the NBC store. you know the one?? it says, "Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure"

anyway, JJ said no to the cotton-balls-on-nipples thing, so i am at a complete loss. HELP!


  1. you should get him some nipple tassles to wear. then, protection + festive! or an ultra soft shirt?

  2. OH OH or like on mean girls where everyone cuts the nipples out of their tee shirts!

  3. There's an actual PRODUCT to help with this problem.....I just sent you an email with some links. xoxo

  4. or a BANDAID while he runs. ha.....

  5. Moistened bandaids - or jsut vasaline, or put lotion on them constantly. Men don't use lotion enough.

  6. so i've heard of this before but kinda thought it was a myth. then i googled and there's all kinds of things out there, even videos, to explain what to do about this.
    like this lovely article:

    i like #2 - "Protect Your Nipples." HA!


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