Thursday, February 17, 2011

Lions & Centaurs & Bears OHMY!



skirtL Tracy Feith for Targs, tee: Targs, tights: TJ Maxx, socks: Nordstrom kiddie section, riding boots: Steve Madden

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I THINK MY APARTMENT COMPLEX IS DANGEROUS--what, with the lions and centaurs and bears running around!!!

i'm stupid. sorry, couldn't help myself with that centaur sticker. srsly. I COULD NOT HELP MYSELF.

alert: lazy eyes and flared nostrils in shot #3. hahahha it's hilar. go look again. i love this skirt. it's so twirly. it makes me feel like i'm living in the 50s and it looks like it's made out of old curtains a la sound of music.

i wore those boots on my first date with JJ. but he wouldn't remember that. he was wearing black converse sneakers. and had sweaty palms. and spiky hair. teehee
hee. one of these days i will have to post a picture of College JJ. it's quite hilar. you'll all die.

TONIGHT MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY AND MY SISSY CA COME HERE AND I'M PEEING BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED!!

also, listen to what a ninny i am: so urban was having a SUPER DUPER online sale and so obvs i couldn't resist and bought me and JJ some lovely things (including a Hamburglar tee and fish socks for JJ ahhahahahaaa and a new skull tee and fur collared jacket for me) well, the next morning i checked my order status online and it said: SHIPPED TO SPOKANE, WA. well motherfudger i don't live there. MY PRECIOUS BOX FROM URBAN WAS BEING SENT TO THE M.H. WHERE I NO LONGER LIVE. i mean, what an idiot i am. so i had to call urban and ups and intercept the delivery to have it resent to the cucamongross. honestly, where is my brain??? anyway, the package came last night and you should have seen the look of pure 10-year-old-getting-a-ninja-turtle-for-christmas-in-1989 joy on his face when he opened the Hamburglar tee. he was SO THRILLED. and he really is a hamburglar. he loves hamburgers.

last week i texted my mom and i said, "mommy can i be expecting my lil annual Valentine's package from ya?" and she said, "oh, i totally forgot...plus aren't you getting a little old for those?" i was crushed. i replied, "*one solitary tear running down cheek*" and i guilted her about it for the rest of the week. well, what a shit daughter i am, because last night at 7 p.m. we got a fedex package....a VALENTINE'S PACKAGE!!! from my mommy. and it was filled with wonderful things including silk boxers for JJ that made me poop my pants laughing when he put them on. (fact: when i was in 7th grade, i went through a wannabe tomboy phase. that's real. i wanted to be a tomboy. and i had a pair of silk looney tunes boxers that i HUNG up in my closet. there's a picture of me wearing said boxers with a backwards pink hat on...i'm also topless and holding a guitar in front of my non-existent chest and i'm donning a "bad-ass" look on my face. like, what's wrong with me?) ANYWAY, so my mommy sent us the Vday package. isn't that the nicest thing in the whole wide world??!!?!? thanks mommy SEE YA TONIGHTTTTTTT

one more thing: so Cleo has been doing so well since i've started working. she tinkles and poopies outside like a good little puppin. except yesterday. because it was raining. and she didn't want to go outside. so she peed on the rug right by the door. and JJ thinks i'm lazy for not flushing toilet when i pee in the night. ghoddd.

i'm particularly hyper and happy this lovely thursday morning. tra la laaaaaaaaaaaa

3 comments:

  1. WHY ARE WE NOT NEIGHBORS SO I CAN BORROW THINGS LIKE YOUR SKIRT? and so dave can borrow JJ's silk boxers, of course...lol. jk...but only about the boxers.

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  2. stoppppppp hahahahah LOLOLOL DAVID BORROWING JJ'S SILK BOXERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA CANNOT. STOP. LAUGHING.

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  3. love this skirt! :) you are so cute. my bff is awesome.

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