skirtL TJ Maxx, top: Banana Republic, belt: gap, tights: DKNY, booties: random store in AZ, bracelet: Juicy (gift from sissy MM)
no bangs today. they were pissin me off. last night i was allll alone. and downed two plates of nachos with a gallon of sour cream. it was delicious. i watched pretty little liars then took a shower. and got realllll scared. i totally thought A was going to come kill me in the shower. heebeejeebees. when i got out i accidentally turned on the bachelor and accidentally couldn't look away. oops. it's such a terrible show. and brad is such a phony. he's all "i could see myself with this girl, i really could. we've come a long way. we've had chemistry since day 1..." over and over and over. he's a douche. but as long as we're keeping track....i vote for emily. obvs. she's adorbs. or maybe i shouldn't vote for her because brad is such a douche---OMG AM I REALLY WASTING TIME THINKING ABOUT THE BACHELOR?!
when i got to work today i vurped coffee and yogurt and for a minute i srsly thought i caught the flu or something. and i stood over the garbage can waiting for the real throw up to come. but it didn't. and then i drank some water and i was totally fine. but it was odd. you know what i mean? just for a minute you think you've gotten really sick...then it quietly passes.
today we had a meeting. and i brought a notepad to look smart. and i wrote down a coupla things. but mostly i just doodly-dooed. i started a new book though, "the clan of the cave bear." my parents said it was popular a while back. so far it's a bit weird. like cavemen grunting, and lions chasing young naked children...and shit like that.
after i left for work JJ called me in a rage saying that Cleo had shat on the carpet. i mean, wow. like, Big News, JJ. thanks. our dog pooped on the carpet. for the first time ever. so i had to calm him down and tell him where i keep the nature's miracle spray and poop sponge...poor ol JJ. you know, she had a good dry run, though. i think she had a tummy ache this morning and couldn't make it outside. happens to the best of us, Cle.
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