Tuesday, March 15, 2011

What's on L's Phone?



 
 we got a REPORT CARD from Ruff House (Cleo's pet resort) about her behavior. she got stars and hearts and plays nice with all the other doggies. what a proud DMWNW (dog mom who needs wine) i am. but she likes people the most. he he he. she's so adorbs. i love her.

this was literally at 6:30 p.m. out cold for the night. with his work socks still on. laying selfishly horizontal.

my orchid in its second week. i mean could it be ANY MORE dead? 

all i want in life is to be this comfortable. 

space mountain with JJ, Rah & Nebular. boyz wore their sunglasses "to make it darker on the ride." douches.

Cleo loves houseguests. and she is especially obsessed with Rah. i called her name like 73 times and she would not come. she wanted to sleep with Rah. this picture makes it look like we gave our guests a piece of cardboard with a sheet to sleep on. but i SWEAR it's a cozy set-up. the air mattress fits just perfectly in that one spot. come visit me and see for yourself.

this is my Lisa Frank mermaid notepad. that i've had forevz. i love it. it stays in my car and has only really important notes in it like: i heart freddie prinze jr! also, i really really want a denim fin and a shell phone.

my temporary keychain until i get my Tiffany one fixed. i actually do like it a lot. gets me in a pirate-y mood every morning. what's a pirate's favorite place to eat?? ARRRRRRRGGHHHBY'S! 

i always see crunched up dead snails on the sidewalks in our apartment complex. like, do people have no hearts?!?! they just walk along stepping on snails for pleasure??? i mean i can see it being an accident every ONCE in a while, but srsly. c'mon. i passed right by this little guy as i was running to my car (late) this morning. i stopped in my tracks and turned around. first i took this nice picture of him. then i thought to myself "SELF, YOU CAN START YOUR DAY OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT BY DOING SOMETHING GOOD!!! so i made it my mission to get this little feller safely to the grass. so i grabbed him by the shell. but he was firmly stuck to the ground. so i tugged a little harder. and his shell just came off. and he writhed around lookin reallll pissed. and then he stopped moving. and then he died. so i put his shell on top of him so at least he wouldn't be naked. 

but SRSLY, i try to do ONE nice thing and i end up killing a snail. bargghhh!!!

4 comments:

  1. The couple in the front row in the Space Mountain pic-hilarious! Makes one wonder how many strngers' pictures she ends up in--and looking awkward to boot.

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  2. after seeing that guest room set up you're running I'm definitely staying in Seattle. JKJKJKJK!!!! Hilarious though...I mean seriously they look like they're laying on plywood...hahahahaha!!! I'm so kidding- I just laughed alot.

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  3. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

    the snail!!! that is SO AWFUL, but didn't you know that would happen????

    Tragic, but LOL.

    Love that Bfly blouse. LOVE.

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