Wednesday, May 18, 2011

dementor

slacks: Theory, blouse: Nord Rack old lady section, sweater: Ann Taylor


you guys i love Theory. love love love. they make the best pants ever. but here's the thing: don't ever pay full price for Theory. it's highway robbery. i always the clothes on sale at the Rack. for instance, these pants? originally $275. i got them for $50.

i am in the worst grumpiest mood today. i actually screamed at my car's floormat because it got caught on my high heel. i also yelled at the rain. and at Cleo for getting the rain on her. it was just an angry morning. and it's because that bitch Aunt Flow is coming to town. i told this to JJ as a warning and he said, "i didn't know you had an aunt named Flo...and why is she coming?" OMG REALLY?! 

i am in such a foul mood this morning that it can only mean one thing: that there is a dementor in my presence.  for you lame non-Harry Potter fans, see below.

"Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them... Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself...soulless and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life."
                  --Remus Lupin to Harry Potter

does that not sound like the exact definition of PMS? i mean REALLY. this is groundbreaking stuff here, you guys. there is a dementor in my office right now. and he is an absolute bastard. 

today i went to target on my lunch break to buy some things. things like draino and deodorant and shaving cream. and because we are poor, i reluctantly walked past the caldrea hand soap and bought method instead. so now instead of smelling like rich, lavish European olive oil, we will smell like boring American pear. but i guess that's life. during checkout i bought sour gummy worms and chocolate covered peanuts. and i ate the chocolate covered peanuts at my desk. and apparently i was a messy eater and let the crumbs fall on my lap because:


there's melted chocolate all over my pants now. MOTHERFUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just need to get out of here. and home into my sweatpants with three ice cream sandwiches and a bottle of wine. anyone want to join me?

11 comments:

  1. I'm TOTALLY diggin this outfit! I LOVE that ruffly shirt! I want it! :)

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  2. The dementor/PMS comparison-awesome!

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  3. You are SO FUNNY. Yes, a period is like a dementor. LOVE IT.

    JK Rowling understands women....

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  4. LOVE the pic lady! edgy- I like :)

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  5. those ruffles are INSAAAAAAAAAAAANEly awesome. I VANT.

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  6. I found your blog from pinterest because of this adorable outfit (and now I'm mad that you bought all this beautiful stuff at stores that are 8+ hours from where I am) but I love your blog. You have a great sense of humor and great style. =]

    Larissa

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  7. Took me what felt like days and days to click through your adorable blog to finally find this pic that I had RePinned over at Pinterest.com just so I could find possibly find out the details of the pieces. (if you're at all interested, it is my newest addiction - http://pinterest.com/pin/217165135/

    So...here goes:

    Congrats on your new nuptuals, (I think) job, adorable style, and great sense of humor.

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  8. I have to have that ruffled shirt! what brand is it? thanks!!

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  9. OK everyone wants this shirt!!! What brand is it?

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  10. What brand is this shirt??

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