Tuesday, November 15, 2011

pervert

everyone keeps yelling at me to write a blog. but unfortunately i have fallen into the deep depths of bored unemployment despair and have taken to wearing all black everyday.

JJ, Cleo and i have moved in with Mimi and Papa (a USMC alum who yells when i leave a sock on the ground) in Olympia until we move into our house. did i tell you we bought a house? we did! it's the cutest little thing in the whole world and my uncle calls it a creampuff, which is quite fitting. we are really grateful for a place to live right now, but we just can't wait to GTFOOH and move into our own place.

so i am still living out of one measly suitcase. which has 4 tshirts, two pairs of black pants, one pair of black uggs, one black infinity scarf and 4 useless interview outfits inside of it. and i pulled an IDIOT californian move and didn't pack my warm furry abercrombie jacket. i packet a leather jacket. like that's actually going to keep me warm in these frigid temperatures. i tried to steal my sister MM's coat but she caught me. so i'm just permanently cold. it's so annoying.

this last weekend my whole family was here to watch MM in her state volleyball tournament. also in attendance was my cousin who is MM's age and his 6 friends. one who happens to share a name with my sister M's husband. they stayed in Mimi and Papa's guesthouse. only there isn't a shower in the guesthouse. so they all showered in the bathroom next to my bedroom. i had gone to target to get a new deodorant and when i got back i walked into the house and opened the bathroom door. someone was showering. i assumed it was JJ or one of my sisters so i strolled on it. when i spotted unfamiliar shoes and clothes on the floor. alfdjjldksa "who's in here?" i said. "it's chase!" pause. "NOT THE BIG CHASE!" the voice said. i slowly put together the pieces of the puzzle. chase. my cousin's friend chase. not my sister's husband the "big chase" (that would still have been creepy but not quite so much). motherfudger. i threw the deodorant in the air screamed "OHMYGOD SORRYYYY!" and rushed out and slammed the door. i had just walked in on a 17-year-old boy taking a shower. OMG I'M SUCH A PERV! and all of this in the wake of the Penn State child molesting scandal. i mean c'monnnnnn. when chase finally came out fully clothed and squeaky clean, i apologized profusely. the poor kid. but the good news is i didn't see anything. no skin. but still. supremely idiotic move.

gonzaga played wsu last night and won (yes!) but JJ and i couldn't help but be so embarrassed by the student section. i mean talk about a bunch of douchey NERDS. we both agreed we could not have been that douchey when we were standing there...right?

and so it begins. the job hunt. if you hear of anything please let me know. i'm bored to tits just sitting around talking to Cleo all day and eating a frightful amount of mandarin oranges.

oh, and here's our new house looking all cute and fall-ish:

4 comments:

  1. I'm so jelly of your cute house! Congrats!

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  2. yay for new houses!!! it's adorbs. i hope you find an equally adorable job to fit perfectly in your adorable life. =]

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  3. I'm glad you're back to blogging! And I'm a little jealous that you are a homeowner in Western Washington (that's where I grew up and miss it terribly!). Congrats though! Good luck on the job hunt!

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