Thursday, February 2, 2012

grunt



dress: F21, shoes: Steve Madden


i listened to all the comments yesterday and went to target and bought a belly band. IT'S A MIRACLE! i can still wear my regular pants! you guys are totally brill. i also found $7 corduroy pants for JJ and he's wearing them today and they just look so cute on him.

i also found the best hairdresser. she took all the brassy yellow barbie out of my hair and covered my roots. when a gal moves, she has to find two very important people: a hairdresser and a gynecologist. and it's not always easy. and i succeeded at both. 

i had LJ, her husband, my cousin and his girlfriend over for dinner last night and it was so fun and so delicious. except JJ decided to wear a button down shirt with adidas pants. sigh. can't win em all i guess. and my cousin's idiot dog took a wee on our new rug. if it's not Cleo weeing on the rug, it's someone else. WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!

fact: i grunt every. single. time. i bend over now. i grunt like a god damn hog. and when i finally became conscious of it, i was so embarrassed for myself. and then i tried not to grunt when i bend over. but it's like the grunt is automatically connected with the movement. it's not even like i'm being dramatic or anything! note to self: do not bend over in public.  

7 comments:

  1. Adorable! You rock pregnancy chica.

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  2. I love your blog! Seriously, I've been sending your posts from back in 2009 to my husband...and we laugh until we cry. Sounds totally creepy, but it's a good way to keep my work day entertaining. Keep up the good work and your adorable outfits!

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  3. Holy moly! You are too stinking cute with your tiny belly!!

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  4. You can make Pasta Roma for me anytime! Yummm

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  5. Love the dress lady- looking so fabulously prego ;) xo.

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  6. This has nothing to do with your post but it was hilar (to quote you). The ever lovely Pandora brought up Bloodhound Gang "The Bad Touch" otherwise known as the "you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" song. As I neared the end of the song lyrics, the songwriter was written there - Jimmy Franks. I immediately thought of you. How sweet. Perv song = baby in the belly. *snicker*

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  7. LOL to Heidi's post above!

    A. Ya look so ADOR I can hardly stand it, need to see you again in person soon so I can witness said ADORness :)

    B. Bought J corduroy pants the other day for his bday! If Jer loves them I'm confident J will too.

    C. The grunt is THE MOST hilarious thing. I literally cannot imagine you doing such things. Also need to witness this in person.

    xo
    S

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