Wednesday, February 1, 2012

woman.


jeans: William Rast, top: Rave, blazer/belt: Gap, hat: H&M


i don't care what anyone thinks, i really like the dancing hamster commercial. i just want to get up and get down with those hilar rodents dressed like thugs.

well The Worst has happened. none of my regular pants button anymore. and it really is such a travesty because maternity jeans are embarrassingly ugly (unless you buy the expensive designer kind. and well, i just don't think i want to fork out the ca$h for a pair of jeans i can only wear for 4 months). so i just jimmy-rigged these jeans i'm wearing today with a rubberband and zipped them up halfway. it's like Fat Guy in a Little Coat. i'm at the point where i honestly don't know how i'll ever be able to fit into my regular pants Ever Again. which makes me sweaty and panicky. like am i just going to have to buy all new pants? or will i actually have to exercise? i hate both options. they are both stupid. and even more stupid is that Jason Wu for Target comes out on Sunday and i won't be able to try anything on. isn't that just so so sad?

it's hard to be a woman.

10 comments:

  1. Have you tried the belly band? It's not exactly the most fashionable accessory but it will let you wear your normal pants without showing off too much. One of my good girlfriends sweared by them during her first pregnancy.

    ps) cutest prego woman ever!

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  2. I bought my belly band at Target when I was pregnant! None of my jeans buttoned, but all the maternity clothes were way too big. When you have it on, it mostly just looks like you have a tank top on under your clothing, they come in black, white, and a lacey one too I believe!

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  3. You need these http://www.target.com/p/Be-Maternity-BeBand-Assorted-Colors/-/A-13742281

    They are fantastic and can be found at Target. Because Target is awesome...

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  4. I loved my belly band and when you have to actually buy some maternity pants I found my favs at old Navy. They just looked like normal pants with 1 inch of elastic on the top. If I could fit into them I would still wear them today but alas they are too big!

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  5. I. LOVE. THAT. COMMERCIAL. Been raving about it forevs. Fully support your obsession ;)

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  6. The belly is why fat ladies wear sweats! Or you could go with leggings or jeggings, which are really stretchy in the waist. Good luck, Baby Girl!

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  7. ok everyone i just went to target and bought a belly band. thanks!!

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  8. L, you're the skinniest pregnant woman I've ever seen! Don't worry about losing the weight, looking after babies is great exercise.

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