best pregnancy dress ever: Liz Lange for Target, scarf: F21, jacket: Tracy Feith for Target, pearls: Nordstrom Rack
the baby dreams are startin' to get weird. REAL WEIRD. i.e. JF came skipping and dancing a jig out of the womb. and i had another where Cleo was the one who gave birth to a puppy that later turned into the baby.
i bought a dress. a post pregnancy dress that i cannot wait to wear. it's the first real thing i've bought since i got huge. i got so excited about it that i tried to put it on when i got it home yesterday, but it didn't work. it got caught at the top of my stomach, so the next 5 minutes were spent sweating, yelling out for help (no one was home but me) and finally wriggling out of it.
we have birth class tonight. last week the instructor told us we should lie at home on our backs and have our partners use canola oil on their thumbs to stretch out our vaginal openings. JJ and i looked at each other in horror. we wanted to barf. that is never happening. i mean c'mon is she SERIOUS?! canola oil? JJ's thumbs? my vaginal opening? stretching? that sounds like a god damn nightmare. obviously i can't wait to see what wonderful tip the instructor gives us this week.