best pregnancy dress ever: Liz Lange for Target, belt: sister's wedding
pardon my weird eyes. it was raining this morning. i look cross-eyed. but you know what? i didn't notice until i uploaded the pictures on my computer after i put my pajamas back on this evening. and well, now that i'm in them, there is a 0% chance of them coming off before tomorrow. so i will definitely not be retaking the pictures.
let me tell you about a nasty little woman at Macy's whom i wanted to punch. she was the cashier. and she was cute and tiny and Asian. and she barely spoke English. and she said to me, "oh! you have baby soon?" and i smiled and said, "yes. well, not until the beginning of June!" and she said, "i think boy." and i said, "yes i think it's a boy too!" and it was a sweet conversation, as i like talking about myself and JF. and then the conversation took a very mean turn. the woman continued, complete with hand gestures, "you face, you have dots all over, that definitely mean boy!" in reference to my pregnancy acne.
well thanks, bitch. THANKS A LOTTTTT.