Wednesday, April 11, 2012

dots all over

best pregnancy dress ever: Liz Lange for Target, belt: sister's wedding

pardon my weird eyes. it was raining this morning. i look cross-eyed. but you know what? i didn't notice until i uploaded the pictures on my computer after i put my pajamas back on this evening. and well, now that i'm in them, there is a 0% chance of them coming off before tomorrow. so i will definitely not be retaking the pictures. 

let me tell you about a nasty little woman at Macy's whom i wanted to punch. she was the cashier. and she was cute and tiny and Asian. and she barely spoke English. and she said to me, "oh! you have baby soon?" and i smiled and said, "yes. well, not until the beginning of June!" and she said, "i think boy." and i said, "yes i think it's a boy too!" and it was a sweet conversation, as i like talking about myself and JF. and then the conversation took a very mean turn. the woman continued, complete with hand gestures, "you face, you have dots all over, that definitely mean boy!" in reference to my pregnancy acne.

well thanks, bitch. THANKS A LOTTTTT.


  1. :( I want to make a website of comments that require a filter. my favorite one was: "Marsha are you 5 months pregnant? YOU LOOK 9 MONTHS PREGNANT." Thank you. Thank you. I am so excited for you to be a mommy. love your blog!

  2. What is with Macy's cashiers? I had a crazy lady cashier ask me if I was having twins, and I said no. She goes, "are you sure???" She then proceeded to tell me how she thought she had one baby only too, but then they found two babies in there when she gave birth - one was hiding out behind her spine??? (doesn't sound medically accurate). Thanks a lot, lady. Now ring up my size L maternity underwear and shut the hell up.

  3. cutest pregnant woman! I am def taking fashion notes for when/if I get pregnant.

  4. Omg. I work the fragrance counter at Macys, and I want to punch everyone there. Trust me, you're not alone.

    Super cute dress! I just ordered a similar dress but it's grey. I hope it's as flattering on me as it is you!


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