ominous chirp

best pregnancy dress ever: Liz Lange for Target, necklace: vintage hand-me-down from Dee, sunglasses: Target

i had an intensely vivid dream that Cleo plainly asked me to be her surrogate since i had her spayed. and technically she had no choice in the matter, so i felt bad. i agreed to carry her babies. so, along with JF, there was a litter of god damned puppies in my belly too. 

WTF

also, while i was sunning myself outside enjoying my lunch, a bird flew into our backyard and landed on the tree nearest me. then it proceeded to chirp ominously. real loud and real long. does this mean something? a storm maybe? or that JF is coming tonight? i'll let you know.