Friday, August 24, 2012

little bunnies



dress: Erin Featherston for Target, heels: Kelsi Dagger, sunglasses: Karen Walker


yesterday Gemsicle and i brought JJ a treat at work:


yes, a "treat" in JJ's book is Trident and sliced pineapple. after we surprised him, we headed to target. as i was in the bandaid aisle to replenish JJ's nipple protection stash (side note: he left his USED nipple bandaids on the KITCHEN COUNTER this morning and i accidentally touched one and it stuck to my finger and i jumped around frantically screaming "EW! EW! EWWWWW!" and shaking my hand and it wouldn't come off and i almost vommed), i kept feeling a loose hair tickling my arm. i tried brushing it away, but it was still tickling me. then a woman came up to me and said, "hang on. stop. let me just..." and you guys SHE PULLED A SPIDER OFF OF ME. LITERALLY A REAL, LIVE SPIDER. then she gently set it on the ground. inside. at target. i thanked her profusely for saving my life and she said, "well, spiders are everywhere," in a hippie-like thoughtful way, which suggested she wanted the spider to live its life in the target. i waited until she swayed her way over to the next aisle before crushing that MFer into the ground with my foot. 


you guys. this dress has bunnies on it. bunnies. 



in college, i begged and begged and begged my Mom to buy me this bunny dress. she finally did. what a brat i am. what a nice mom my Mom is. 

coincidentally, just last month, i begged and begged and begged my sister M to buy me this bunny phone case for me for my birthday. she finally did. what a brat i am. what a nice sister M is.

8 comments:

  1. ok seriously...how do you still fit in all your clothes from college AFTER baby? its super cute.

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  2. oh...i forgot...because you're a dog lover too...you have to check out this website. www.dog-shaming.com hilariousness

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  3. I LOVE your hair - seriously, you're going to have to do a close-up hair pic so i can take it to my hairdresser....phuleez

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  4. L, I really like the neckline of this dress. Very cute! Definitely a keeper.

    www.thisismyrealhair.com

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  5. OMG I have that iphone case! LOVE

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  6. I love Gem's leopard print pants. She is adrobs.

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  7. That phone case is fantastically ridonculous. also, cannot even tell you how much I LOLed over the end of your spider story :)

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  8. AH! I have that phone case too and I lurve it!! Great minds :)

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