jeans: J Brand, sweater: TJ Maxx, scarf: UO, booties: Kelsi Dagger
1. my MOTHER is coming! she's on her way right now! with Lola666 and Cleobaby whom she and my Dad have been taking care of for us since we left for California. she will babysit Gemma tonight while JJ and i go to the RHCP concert! we are so wild and crazy going to a concert on a weeknight.
2. my sister's bachelorette party is this weekend. to buy penis maracas or not to buy penis maracas, that is the imperative question of the hour.
3. my darling and hilarious momfriend who endangered my bank account this morning with her text of "everything at Anthropologie is 20% off right now at U Village" opened up an ETSY SHOP. and she's stupidly talented. i'm really picky about headbands for Gemcake, but hers are just the perfect amount of cuteness without being barfy flower overload. i already bought this one and this one.
4. are any of you hot bitches Wenning? Rah was telling me about it and now i'm thinking i want to give it a try! reviews, please.
5. you know what is really annoying? how AESTHETICALLY UNAPPEALING the damn jumperoo is. i hate how shiny and colorful and harsh and made-in-China it is. but alas, Gemmie loves it.
6. my new fat rhinestone bracelet. i cannot even express how obsessed
Gemma is i am with it. i first saw it on my friend from college and then i saw it for sale in real life at the j.crew factory store and i snatched it right up and haven't taken it off since.
7. THIS BOOK is changing my life one scheduled nap at a time. thanks for the recommendation sister-in-law E!
8. Xtina. the pink afro. just please. no. i can't. I CAN'T.
9. there are creatures living within the walls of my house. i think they are mice and now i want to die because i don't want to deal with that shit.
10. THIS RIDICULOUSLY CUTE BABY AND HER SMIRK: