Friday, December 14, 2012

OMG SANTA

WE WENT DOWNTOWN TO MEET SANTA! and also to check out the Disney gingerbread mansions at the Sheraton. and also to meet up with my cousin so Gemma could scream in his office.



we ate sandwiches and sugar cookies in the car and parked the rig and strolled around downtown, gazing like tourists at the lovely Christmas decorations while trying to protect Gemma from getting high in the clouds of marijuana smoke. THEN we went to Nordstrom, where the most authentic Santa of all the Santas except for the real one, sits in his velvety green chair. and we went on a monday so there wouldn't be lines. we only had to wait 20 minutes! AND THEY GIVE YOU A WARM SNICKER DOODLE WHILE YOU WAITTTTT YOU GUYS.




and Gemma sat on Santa's lap and stared at him all "ummm i don't get it. what is the hype about you, dude?" and the man behind the camera waved all sorts of toys and bells to get the little baby to smile for the camera and she just stared at him like "guy. stop wasting your time. i'm not going to smile. you look like an ass waving your hands all about." and so the guy managed to get one small smirk and caught it on camera. and we are anxiously awaiting our prints to arrive in the mail so we can SEE HER FIRST SANTA FACE OMG. we decided this will be a tradition, going downtown to meet Nordstrom Santa every year. 

and then we went to my cousin's office. and laughed at his exercise ball that he sits on instead of a chair and i wondered how he farts quietly. because i mean, c'mon a fart would reverberate SO LOUDLY on an exercise ball in a quiet office. and then Gemma met my cousin's boss and that's when she started screaming. and then she snatched the candy cane Santa gave to me right out of my hands. and then she stopped crying. so i was like WHATEVS, BABY. ENJOY YOURSELF. and her entire self turned red and sticky and we didn't even care because she was happy. 


and then we drove home and don't my cheekbones look so fab in this pic? (the same can't be said for my claw talon of a finger that made its way into the photo)



and then we finished DECKING OUR HALLS! and took our family Christmas card photo and also this shot of Foxy Cleopatra that makes my heart melt with happiness because i just simply adore this little fur child of mine.


the end.

AND NOW I GOTTA GO BECAUSE A BFF OF MINE NAMED MOON HAS COME TO SEATTLE TO VISIT MEEEEE AND TO MEET GEMMABERRY FOR THE FIRST TIME. AND WE HAVE LOTS OF FUN THINGS TO DO. FALALALALALALALALAAAA!

ps. don't forget to enter the Shabby Apple giveaway if you haven't already!

5 comments:

  1. well now I know what you were doing all alone in that back office when we worked together! hahaha

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    1. aksjhdfkjasdhfkahhahahahahahahah OMG BECCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. but really, it's true. you got me.

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  2. I love your outfit! Obsessed with the fur!

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  3. Obsessed with the stroller! Lame, I know... But seriously... What is it?

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