Friday, January 4, 2013

an encounter with my neighbor

jeans: Abercrombie, cardigan/belt: Gap, heels: BCBG
see there? look at the size of my chest with those rufffffffles. all puffy like a male bird showing off.

yesterday i let Cleo out in the backyard to do her Morning Business and went to get Gem down for her nap. about a half hour went by and obviously i forgot about the dog because that's what happens when you have a child. you forget about the dog, who becomes a second-rate citizen in your house.

i poked my head out the back door and said "BAYYY-CONS?!" (just....this is the word JJ trained her to get excited about when he gives her doggie bacon treats. i'll explain this another time. i will also include a recording. because Cleo has her own language dialect we use with her). anyway, all i heard was her incessant barking outside. and so i ran to the fence. BLAST! she had escaped from our yard to the neighbors' and was harassing the god damned chickens again. "sonofabitch Cleo, you suck," is what i muttered under my breath. and then i noticed my man neighbor who appeared out of nowhere and was doing yardwork--who looked up at me in surprise. and so i walked over to him and said "oh, i uh...i'msosorryaboutcleo. she's so naughty." he said it was no problem blah-blah-blah and then we had a 10 minute conversation about neighborly things like how hard it is to dig up overgrown bamboo and gosh! that dog two doors down is a real terror, and wouldn't it be nice if that sun would come out so our compost would do compost-y things? (i don't even have compost. i just pretended like i knew what i was talking about). the boring tête-à-tête came to a close, and so i tipped my imaginary hat, bid him adieu, grabbed Cleo and went back inside. then i walked past the mirror and stopped dead in my tracks. and shouted at my reflection, OH COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNN L! WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!?!?!"

because this is what i saw:

those are my breast pads.


    at first i thought it was your bra, but boob pads are even better. my personal boob pad pet peeve is the nippular indention, which often makes me look like i'm very cold when i am, in fact, not.

  2. Well, obviously your chest looks large because you stuff your bra. Or, at least that's what your male will be telling all of your other neighbors. DYING! :)

  3. hahahaha, omg, omg, omg. i'd be mind effing myself over that, long time. guaranteed a new ocd breast pad check is part of the routine now, huh!? LOL sorry L, this one is Funny! ;D Happy weekend chica

  4. Lol omg no wonder he talked to you for so long. Great story.

  5. bahbahbhabhahbha!! I have to say, I started following your blog after I spotted "The Ruffle Shirt" on pintrest and I have been reading ever since. Just love your stories. This one made me about pee literally, I am 6 1/2 months preggo so peeing my pants is sometimes a normal things these days. LMAO!!!


  7. Thank you for the great laugh! It made my day. You find humor in everything and express it so well.

  8. You are absolutely entertaining with your stories!

  9. omfgggggg I die. that is amazing. you probably just made his year!!

  10. LOL! Hilarious. PS what's happening with your laundry room behind you? Looks like an awesome setup and I was actually thinking of ways to organize my own. Do you have a rod hanging above your washer to dry clothes? Genius!

    1. yes! i have a rod. i hang my sweatshirts/clothes that need drying from it. my dad jimmy-rigged it up with some wood and chain metal. hahahahaa

  11. That even tops when your breast pad plopped onto the dance floor at Char's wedding! (did you forget about that?)

    1. omg mom. hahahaha I DID FORGET. hahahahaa

  12. okay can you PLEASEEEE like make your blog disable itself at midnight or something?!!!!!! ONCE AGAIN I am going to bed at 1am because I have been reading it forever! McKay has been asleep for like 3 hours lol. you are hilar. Oh and I have laughed out loud a bunch of times- disturbing sleeping mckay!

  13. oh no!! that's a little bit of a fashion faux pas! oh well :) I do love the white ruffles!

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